Tachwedd 2004 November
FOR THOSE OF US BORN BEFORE 1950
(and a warning to those who weren’t)
Now that I’m ‘older’ (but refuse to grow up), here’s what I’ve discovered:
| 1 | I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. |
| 2 | My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. |
| 3 | I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. |
| 4 | All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. |
| 5 | If all is not lost, where is it? |
| 6 | It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. |
| 7 | I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... |
| 8 | It’s hard to make a come back when you haven’t been anywhere. |
| 9 | The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom. |
| 10 | If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. |
| 11 | When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? |
| 12 | It’s not hard to meet expenses... they’re everywhere. |
| 13 | The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| 14 | These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m here after. |
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